Thursday, January 24, 2008

Top Ten Reasons Why Denis is Better than Pappy

As many of you know, we used to have a handler on the team named Papsmear. We affectionately called him Pappy because using his real nickname aggravated his self-esteem issues. He was left handed and pretty good at throwing (sometimes). He graduated last year, and Denis arrived from Loyola to take up grad school at U of I and provide a much needed boost to our handler core. On a number of occasions, I’ve been asked If I miss having Pappy on the team. My answer is, "no." They ask why, and I say, “Denis.”

10. Denis is athletic

9. Denis’ posts to the blog are more constructive or funnier

8. Pappy had L-box, Denis has invert, scoober, hammer, chicken wing, …all are game ready

7. Denis doesn’t stalk me

6. Did I mention that Denis is Athletic?

5. Denis isn’t hated by the other team when he opens his mouth

4. Denis can grow facial hair (haha, pappy is a girl)

3. Seriously Pappy doesn’t have any muscles

2. Youtube clip of the week

1. Denis doesn’t have the nickname Papsmear

5 comments:

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Unknown said...

its ok rip, i miss you too.

plus, i welcome all nicknames

Unknown said...

rip, you are my son.

Zub said...

regarding nicknames...

The matrix
Airsnake

Unknown said...

denis is a welcome addition to the team, but pappy was a valuable asset that will be missed. the dedication and unwavering commitment that brian had for the team - and the future of the team - was something that will be hard for anyone to match. i don't think anyone gave so much to developing rookies into valuable players, and the commitment that he gave to people in a one on one basis was something that any team could benefit from