Dan McDonald:
1. How old is D Mac?
28 (also acceptable: 493)
2. Where is D Mac from?
Godfrey, IL (also acceptable: Glenfinnan)
3. How many tours of service has D Mac been on?
Two: My third grade class was deployed in Desert Storm as part of special operation "Toddler Terror" and we were later redeployed in 2004 in the second Iraq war as part of special operation "Twentysomething Terror."
4. According to D Mac who is the best band of all time and why?
Styx, because Styx rox.
5. What's the name of D Mac's favorite off brand Goldfish?
Whales
6. How many teeth is D Mac missing?
Two
7. What is D Mac's favorite math theorem?
The Hairy Ball Theorem: for even n, an n-sphere contains no nonvanishing continuous tangent vector field
8. According to D Mac, what is the one thing Illinois Ultimate does too much of?
Stretching (also acceptable: giving 100% effort)
9. If you were D Mac and you were going to miss practice, give an example of what you would email the captains.
I was eating at the Rainbow Garden on Neil the other day and I wanted to order a side of "Shallots And Rice Suey" so I said, "I'll have the SARS, preaze," and the waiter spat in my face, which at first I thought was a reaction to my pronunciation of "please" (which was really just a typo) but later realized was him misunderstanding my order to be a respiratory illness and bringing it to me as an appetizer right away. The rest of my meal was delicious but unfortunately I have once again contracted SARS so I will be missing practice until I feel better.
10. What does D Mac dream of when he sleeps?
TV's Barbara Eden
Joe Sidrys: =93
This is for Boomland
1) 23, rëäd: stïll töö ÿöüng för cö-ëd. =5
2) Söüthërn Ïllïnöïs nëär thë Mïssöürï bördër, ä sïmplë wëb sëärch wïll shöw hë's fröm Gödfrëÿ, ÏL. =10
3) 2. =10
4) Stÿx! Whëthër ÿöü wänt tö lïstën tö prögröck, ärënä röck, pöwër bälläds, ör gö ön än ädvëntürë tö thë fütürë, Stÿx cän dö ït för ÿöü. =10
5) Whälës! =10
6) Frönt tëëth änd mäÿbë ä fëw wïsdöm tëëth jüst tö päd hïs stäts. Ï'll gö wïth 7. =-5
7) Dünnö, büt hë sëëms lïkë ä Ëülër's ïdëntïtÿ güÿ tö më. =0
8) Strëtch. =10
9) "I really just don’t feel like it," ëmphäsïs ön thë läck öf pröpër lëttër cäsë. =8
10) Trävëlïng süpërstrïngs tö ältërnätïvë rëälïtïës tö shït ïn thë bäthtübs öf hïs ënëmïës, thën tëllïng hïs ältërnätë sëlf ïn thät rëälïtÿ tö dö thë sämë, trïggërïng än ïnfïnïtë sëqüëncë öf tüb-shïttïngs. =10
OVERALL PLUS 25 FOR UMLAUTS
Adam Wright: =73
1. How old is D Mac?
He is 23, but has claimed to be anywhere from 25 to 30 while telling stories. =5
2. Where is D Mac from?
Alton, Illinois near St Louis =8
3. How many tours of service has D Mac been on?
He claims that he has been on 2 tours of service during the Persian Gulf War =10
4. According to D Mac who is the best band of all time and why?
Im gunna have to say that he thinks the best band of all time is Styx. =10
5. What s the name of D Mac's favorite off brand Goldfish?
Since i dont even know the names of any off brand goldfish im gunna go ahead and say "Flips" are his favorite off brand goldfish. =0
6. How many teeth is D Mac missing?
He is missing 2. His front 2 + his wisdom teeth. =10
7. What is D Mac's favorite math theorem?
His favorite math theorem is Green's Theorem because he teaches it in calc 3 and people fail because of it. =0
8. According to D Mac, what is the one thing Illinois Ultimate does too much of?
Illinois ultimate tries too much. Dan would much rather sing songs and have fun. =10
9. If you were D Mac and you were going to miss practice, give an example of what you would email the captains?
He would tell them that he got SARS from fellow grad school math students because they dared him to kiss one of the asians. He said no but if they double dared him, he would have to do it, and then they double dared him to do it, so he obliged so he had to miss practice because he has SARS. =10
10. What does D Mac dream of when he sleeps?
He dreams that hes back at Carleton playing with GOP because he had more fun there and got to wear his hawaiian shirt all the time. =10
Austin Lien: =80
1. How old is D Mac?
D Mac is at the ripe old age of 23 =5
2. Where is D Mac from?
Godfrey, IL. So basically Missouri. =10
3. How many tours of service has D Mac been on?
What? I’m pretty sure this is his fifth year of ultimate, if that’s what you mean. It’s his second year with Illinois. =0
4. According to D Mac who is the best band of all time and why?
Styx. Styx Styx Styx. He likes them because they’re named after the river D Mac was dipped in as a child. Also, Dennis DeYoung is a boss. =10
5. What’s the name of D Mac's favorite off brand Goldfish?
I really have to throw in the towel on this one. Sigh… =0
6. How many teeth is D Mac missing?
His front two for sure. If he’s missing any more, I am unaware. =10
7. What is D Mac's favorite math theorem?
Obviously the Hairy Ball Theorem. =10
8. According to D Mac, what is the one thing Illinois Ultimate does too much of?
Stretching, although I doubt that’s the only thing. =10
9. If you were D Mac and you were going to miss practice, give an example of what you would email the captains?
I find myself at a unique advantage here:
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some of the chinese students in the math department had some shotglasses full of
SARS mucus from their homeland and they dared me to take a shot and i knew it w
as a bad idea so i asked them if they would double dare me in the hopes that the
y were only willing to single dare me but they called my bluff and double dared
me so i had to take a shot because it's part of the math code of conduct to acce
pt double dares and now i have SARS again.
i can't believe this keeps happening to me especially since it means i won't be
at practice tonight and probably won't make it thursday either.
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Unfortunately you will not have the privilege of playing with me this weekend. My family is coming up to Champaign this weekend, and since we've been drifting apart these past few years I think it's important I stay in town. My parents have been fighting more frequently recently and I need to be there to keep the peace so they don't start arguing in front of my little brother. This will also be the first time any of us has seen my older brother in several years, and it might be my last chance to convince him to go to rehab for his painkiller addiction. I would really like go with you guys up to Michigan this weekend, but if I do that and my family self destructs beyond repair I don't think I could ever forgive myself.
Just kidding, my family loves each other more than life itself.
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unfortunately i will probably not be able to attend practice this whole week. i
was mauled by a panda bear that gave me SARS.
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i will be respectfully blowing off practice today to grade some shit
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hey gentiles
believe it or not i'm a joo so i will be missing the second part of practice tod
ay to attend rosh hashonah services.
i will also be missing the first part of practice as usual.
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10. What does D Mac dream of when he sleeps?
Dan dreams of the day when I don’t yell at him for making spin move cuts. This is also the day that Illinois adopts Hawaiian shirts as uniforms and we discontinue stretching. =10
Andy Kilinskis: =70
I really want to stay in this, here goes.
1. How old is D Mac?
I've heard rumors all the way up to 29, but in reality he is the ripe, young age of 23. =5
2. Where is D Mac from?
D Mac hails from Godfrey, IL. Which is right outside Alton, IL. Which is outside of St. Louis, MO. =10
3. How many tours of service has D Mac been on?
Two. Back in the Persian Gulf War. He isn't allowed to disclose his involvement (or lack thereof) with Operation Desert Storm. =10 -5(he has disclosed his involvement)
4. According to D Mac who is the best band of all time and why?
One would think it would be a band with non-fünctional umlauts, such as Mötorhead or Blue Öyster Cult. However, "the best band of all time" is Styx. STYX ROX! =10
5. What is the name of D Mac's favorite off brand Goldfish?
Chickadees. They're shaped like baby chicks! Seen here: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3639/3517014352_23e5abf90a.jpg =0
6. How many teeth is D Mac missing?
Two. His two front top teeth. =10
7. What is D Mac's favorite math theorem?
The Hairy Ball Theorem. The classic "you can't comb a hairy ball flat without creating a cowlick." =10
8. According to D Mac, what is the one thing Illinois Ultimate does too much of?
Stretching. =10
9. If you were D Mac and you were going to miss practice, give an example of what you would email the captains?
Here is an example of D Mac's excuse for missing a tournament. One would imagine it is right along these lines.
"Unfortunately you will not have the privilege of playing with me this weekend. My family is coming up to Champaign this weekend, and since we've been drifting apart these past few years I think it's important I stay in town. My parents have been fighting more frequently recently and I need to be there to keep the peace so they don't start arguing in front of my little brother. This will also be the first time any of us has seen my older brother in several years, and it might be my last chance to convince him to go to rehab for his painkiller addiction. I would really like go with you guys up to Michigan this weekend, but if I do that and my family self destructs beyond repair I don't think I could ever forgive myself.
Just kidding, my family loves each other more than life itself.
Dan" = 10 -5(for copying and pasting)
10. What does D Mac dream of when he sleeps?
Something involving Dream Theater. This is due to his undying love for prog-rock. =5
Final Standings:
Joe Sidrys: 93
Austin Lien: 80
Adam Wright: 73
Eliminated:
Andy Kilinskis: 70 (K TRAIN RUNS OUT OF STEAM)
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